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How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)
$27.99 USD
Product Details
Finally—an after-school activity the whole family can enjoy. “How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)” is the latest dark humor masterpiece. Featuring two overly cheerful children rolling up... something suspicious by a backyard grave, this shirt hits that perfect blend of vintage wholesomeness and psychological warfare.
Designed with bold, 1970s-style textbook art and candy-coated innocence, it looks like a forgotten children’s workbook from the worst PTA meeting ever. The teddy bear? Unbothered. The smiles? Way too enthusiastic. The message? Just unholy enough to get a side-eye from the neighbors.
If you love bold statements, criminal undertones, and giving HR a reason to keep your resume on file—you’ve found your next favorite shirt.
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