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Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth
$27.99 USD
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Remember when Home Ec was about baking cookies and sewing buttons? Yeah, we don’t either. This wildly inappropriate retro parody flips the wholesome school textbook on its head with a twisted nod to chemistry class gone criminal. “Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth” delivers pure nostalgic chaos—perfectly blending childhood innocence with adult degeneracy.
Featuring a vintage-style illustration of two cheerful kids “experimenting” with beakers and flasks, this design looks straight out of a 1970s educational manual… until you actually read it. Printed in bold pop-art color with thick outlines, it captures that offbeat, school-gone-wrong aesthetic your rebellious inner child never grew out of.
This is not just a shirt—it’s a statement. A very questionable, probably CPS-worthy statement. Wear it to your next family gathering, PTA meeting, or casual DEA encounter.
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