How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)

$27.99
  • Retro cartoon of two kids rolling up a carpet in a backyard with the title “How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)”
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How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)

How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)

$27.99
$27.99
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Color: Black
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Product Description

Finally—an after-school activity the whole family can enjoy. “How to Hide a Body (For Kids!)” is the latest dark humor masterpiece. Featuring two overly cheerful children rolling up... something suspicious by a backyard grave, this shirt hits that perfect blend of vintage wholesomeness and psychological warfare.

Designed with bold, 1970s-style textbook art and candy-coated innocence, it looks like a forgotten children’s workbook from the worst PTA meeting ever. The teddy bear? Unbothered. The smiles? Way too enthusiastic. The message? Just unholy enough to get a side-eye from the neighbors.

If you love bold statements, criminal undertones, and giving HR a reason to keep your resume on file—you’ve found your next favorite shirt.

Materials & Care

Shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001) : Soft AF.
Lightweight, breathable, and never boxy. Your new favorite tee.

Hoodies (Lane Seven LS14001) : Heavyweight fleece that slaps. Warm, thick, and built to last with street-style vibes.

WASH INSIDE OUT; COLD. TUMBLE-DRY LOW.

Size Guide

Fits true to size—but we know you're not here to be basic. For that oversized, street-slayer look, go up 2 sizes. Still not sure? Check out our size guide page so you don’t screw it up.

Production / Shipping

We don’t do sweatshops, child labor, or landfill-filler. Just WRAP-certified shirts, made on demand in 1–3 days and shipped in 5–7.

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  • “Perfect fit. I’ve washed it like 4 times already and it’s still holding up great.”
    — Noah F., Nashville, TN

  • “Lowkey my new favorite shirt. Clean design, feels premium af.”
    — Ben C., San Diego, CA

  • “Got this as a joke and ended up loving it lol. Fit's solid and the material's legit.”
    — Aaron W., Miami, FL

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What’s your shipping policy?

We offer free shipping on orders over $50. Standard shipping takes 5–7 business days within the U.S.

Can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email to monitor its progress.

How do returns and exchanges work?

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for unworn items. To initiate a return, contact us at Support@QHCSupply.com or visit our Returns Center.

How do your sizes run?

Our shirts are true to size with a modern fit. Refer to our size guide page for detailed measurements.

What materials are your products made from?

Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirts

  • Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, soft feel, retail fit
  • Built for everyday wear and perfect for bold prints

Lane Seven LS14001 Hoodies

  • Solid colors: 80% ringspun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Heavy 8.25 oz fleece, relaxed unisex fit, three-panel hood
  • Under 5% shrinkage, soft ribbing, and made for high-quality DTG printing

Do you offer international shipping?

We currently ship to the U.S., Canada, and select international locations. International shipping rates apply.