Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth

$27.99
  • Retro illustration of kids doing chemistry with the title “Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth” in bold vintage font
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Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth

Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth

$27.99
$27.99
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Product Description

Remember when Home Ec was about baking cookies and sewing buttons? Yeah, we don’t either. This wildly inappropriate retro parody flips the wholesome school textbook on its head with a twisted nod to chemistry class gone criminal. “Home Ec: Cooking Crystal Meth” delivers pure nostalgic chaos—perfectly blending childhood innocence with adult degeneracy.

Featuring a vintage-style illustration of two cheerful kids “experimenting” with beakers and flasks, this design looks straight out of a 1970s educational manual… until you actually read it. Printed in bold pop-art color with thick outlines, it captures that offbeat, school-gone-wrong aesthetic your rebellious inner child never grew out of.

This is not just a shirt—it’s a statement. A very questionable, probably CPS-worthy statement. Wear it to your next family gathering, PTA meeting, or casual DEA encounter.

Materials & Care

Shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001) : Soft AF.
Lightweight, breathable, and never boxy. Your new favorite tee.

Hoodies (Lane Seven LS14001) : Heavyweight fleece that slaps. Warm, thick, and built to last with street-style vibes.

WASH INSIDE OUT; COLD. TUMBLE-DRY LOW.

Size Guide

Fits true to size—but we know you're not here to be basic. For that oversized, street-slayer look, go up 2 sizes. Still not sure? Check out our size guide page so you don’t screw it up.

Production / Shipping

We don’t do sweatshops, child labor, or landfill-filler. Just WRAP-certified shirts, made on demand in 1–3 days and shipped in 5–7.

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  • “Perfect fit. I’ve washed it like 4 times already and it’s still holding up great.”
    — Noah F., Nashville, TN

  • “Lowkey my new favorite shirt. Clean design, feels premium af.”
    — Ben C., San Diego, CA

  • “Got this as a joke and ended up loving it lol. Fit's solid and the material's legit.”
    — Aaron W., Miami, FL

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What’s your shipping policy?

We offer free shipping on orders over $50. Standard shipping takes 5–7 business days within the U.S.

Can I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email to monitor its progress.

How do returns and exchanges work?

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for unworn items. To initiate a return, contact us at Support@QHCSupply.com or visit our Returns Center.

How do your sizes run?

Our shirts are true to size with a modern fit. Refer to our size guide page for detailed measurements.

What materials are your products made from?

Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirts

  • Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, soft feel, retail fit
  • Built for everyday wear and perfect for bold prints

Lane Seven LS14001 Hoodies

  • Solid colors: 80% ringspun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Heavy 8.25 oz fleece, relaxed unisex fit, three-panel hood
  • Under 5% shrinkage, soft ribbing, and made for high-quality DTG printing

Do you offer international shipping?

We currently ship to the U.S., Canada, and select international locations. International shipping rates apply.