You’ll Love It
Or cry to us — we’ll fix it.
Designed on Purpose
Not your gas station tee.
Made Like We Care
Because... we actually do.
We've all been there—full belly, empty soul. The “Tummy Full of Regret” shirt is the official merch for anyone who’s ever made eye contact with an empty pizza box and whispered, “What have I done?”
Featuring a hilariously haunted stick figure clutching its gut like it just survived a buffet apocalypse, this graphic tee perfectly captures that post-meal self-loathing with a side of sass. Whether it’s late-night Taco Bell or that 4th slice of cake, this shirt wears your shame so you don’t have to say a word.
Perfect for foodies, fast food addicts, or anyone with zero self-control and a good sense of humor. Soft, durable, and just the right amount of unhinged — it’s a relatable masterpiece in wearable regret.
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.