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Funny sad cowboy frog shirt with “Too Yee to Haw” text in vintage western design

Too Yee to Haw

$27.99 USD
ColorHeather Tan
Product Details

Saddle up for some emotional damage—our “Too Yee to Haw” shirt says it all without saying a word. Featuring a hand-drawn, vintage-style illustration of a slouched, emotionally wrecked frog in full cowboy gear, this design captures the raw energy of feeling fried, fried, and deep-fried.

Made for lovers of dark humor, meme culture, and unspoken cowboy trauma, this tee fits perfectly into any mood swing, hangover, or post-breakup playlist. The distressed frog resting on a fence delivers major “don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve had my coffee and also processed my childhood trauma” energy.

Whether you’re chronically online, yeehaw-pilled, or just tired of pretending to be okay at the rodeo, this one’s for you. Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee that’s made to last as long as your existential crisis.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Relatable, meme-worthy Western humor with sad cowboy vibes
  • Premium screen-printed design—vintage line art style, built to last
  • Classic fit, soft cotton comfort, and streetwear appeal
  • The kind of shirt that says “I’m funny, but I’m not doing well”
Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

You’ll Love It

Or cry to us — we’ll fix it.

Designed on Purpose

Not your gas station tee.

Made Like We Care

Because... we actually do.

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