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Sir Cumference
$27.99 USD
Product Details
Bold. Round. Legendary. The myth, the man, the circumference. “Sir Cumference” is here to swing steel and take snacks—and he’s all outta steel. Whether you're into history, humor, or just medieval madness, this shirt is for those who like their knights heavy-duty and their jokes fully plated.
This design features a cinematic collage of fully armored knights—some on horseback, some in heroic poses—all paying tribute to the most rotund warrior in the land. Perfect for fans of dad jokes, Dungeons & Dragons, and dark humor with a silver (helmeted) lining.
Crafted on premium-quality tees that feel as good as they look, this is a must-own for every chivalrous chonk-lover out there. Pair it with a turkey leg and a flagon of mead for maximum immersion.
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