Dr. Trustme – FDA Approved
Dr. Trustme – FDA Approved
Dr. Trustme – FDA Approved
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Materials & Care
Materials & Care
Shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001) : Soft AF.
Lightweight, breathable, and never boxy. Your new favorite tee.
Hoodies (Lane Seven LS14001) : Heavyweight fleece that slaps. Warm, thick, and built to last with street-style vibes.
WASH INSIDE OUT; COLD. TUMBLE-DRY LOW.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Fits true to size—but we know you're not here to be basic. For that oversized, street-slayer look, go up 2 sizes. Still not sure? Check out our size guide page so you don’t screw it up.
Production / Shipping
Production / Shipping
We don’t do sweatshops, child labor, or landfill-filler. Just WRAP-certified shirts, made on demand in 1–3 days and shipped in 5–7.
Product Description
Product Description
Inject some dark humor straight into your wardrobe with the Dr. Trustme – FDA Approved t-shirt, a vintage comic-style parody that mixes horrorcore satire with anti-pharma punchlines. Designed in bold retro propaganda style, this politically incorrect graphic tee features a grinning demon doctor holding a syringe and a plate of side-effect pills, surrounded by eerily cheerful nurses in a hellish hospital hallway. Signs warn: “Side Effects May Kill” and “Just One More.” Welcome to the clinic of compliance.
Printed in vibrant blood-red, sickly green, and shadow black, this satirical medical shirt is perfect for conspiracy realists, vaccine skeptics, and anyone who’s ever been told to “trust the science” without question. Whether you love horrorcore aesthetics, mock Big Pharma, or just appreciate edgy politically incorrect apparel, this dark humor doctor t-shirt brings it all together with clean, high-contrast artwork built for bold personalities.
If you're looking for a retro vaccine satire shirt with teeth — or claws — Dr. Trustme is ready for your “free consultation.”
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“Perfect fit. I’ve washed it like 4 times already and it’s still holding up great.”
— Noah F., Nashville, TN -
“Lowkey my new favorite shirt. Clean design, feels premium af.”
— Ben C., San Diego, CA -
“Got this as a joke and ended up loving it lol. Fit's solid and the material's legit.”
— Aaron W., Miami, FL
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What’s your shipping policy?
We offer free shipping on orders over $50. Standard shipping takes 5–7 business days within the U.S.
Can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email to monitor its progress.
How do returns and exchanges work?
We accept returns within 30 days of purchase for unworn items. To initiate a return, contact us at Support@QHCSupply.com or visit our Returns Center.
How do your sizes run?
Our shirts are true to size with a modern fit. Refer to our size guide page for detailed measurements.
What materials are your products made from?
Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirts
- Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, soft feel, retail fit - Built for everyday wear and perfect for bold prints
Lane Seven LS14001 Hoodies
- Solid colors: 80% ringspun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather colors: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey: 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Heavy 8.25 oz fleece, relaxed unisex fit, three-panel hood
- Under 5% shrinkage, soft ribbing, and made for high-quality DTG printing
Do you offer international shipping?
We currently ship to the U.S., Canada, and select international locations. International shipping rates apply.