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Dr. Trustme – FDA Approved
$29.99 USD
Product Details
Inject some dark humor straight into your wardrobe with the Dr. Trustme – FDA Approved t-shirt, a vintage comic-style parody that mixes horrorcore satire with anti-pharma punchlines. Designed in bold retro propaganda style, this politically incorrect graphic tee features a grinning demon doctor holding a syringe and a plate of side-effect pills, surrounded by eerily cheerful nurses in a hellish hospital hallway. Signs warn: “Side Effects May Kill” and “Just One More.” Welcome to the clinic of compliance.
Printed in vibrant blood-red, sickly green, and shadow black, this satirical medical shirt is perfect for conspiracy realists, vaccine skeptics, and anyone who’s ever been told to “trust the science” without question. Whether you love horrorcore aesthetics, mock Big Pharma, or just appreciate edgy politically incorrect apparel, this dark humor doctor t-shirt brings it all together with clean, high-contrast artwork built for bold personalities.
If you're looking for a retro vaccine satire shirt with teeth — or claws — Dr. Trustme is ready for your “free consultation.”
Care & Maintenance
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Size & Fit
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