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Come Pet My Wiener
$27.99 USD
Product Details
If you love dachshunds and innuendos, this shirt is barking your name. Our “Come Pet My Wiener” design features a cinematic grid of adorable, photorealistic dachshunds—each with unique coat types and expressions that scream "pet me!" From smooth-haired to wire-haired, black and tan to dapple, these wiener dogs are front and center on a radiant, golden background that pops in every room. Whether you're at a dog park or just out causing a scene, this shirt is the perfect combo of cute and borderline inappropriate.
Made with ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it’s comfortable enough for long walks or lounging on the couch with your real-life wiener. Whether you're a proud doxie parent or just a fan of dog-fueled double entendres, this design hits hard with humor and heart.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.