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Certified Serial Chiller
$27.99 USD
Product Details
Turn the horror down and the volume up—this “Certified Serial Chiller” design brings killer comfort to your downtime. Featuring a relaxed, hockey-masked slasher kicking back in his favorite recliner with a machete in hand and a dead stare on the flatscreen, this dark humor graphic tee blends spooky vibes with laid-back energy in all the right ways.
Whether you're a horror movie junkie, a fan of ironic slasher references, or just someone who takes their couch time seriously, this graphic shirt nails it. Perfect for horror lovers, Halloween season, or anyone who proudly identifies as dangerously relaxed. The muted tones and bold artwork make it an eye-catching piece while still keeping things low-key—just like our favorite fictional murderer here.
Designed for maximum laughs and maximum chill, this tee is a must-have for true crime fans, slasher film buffs, or that one friend who always skips the party to binge Netflix and murder documentaries.
Key Features:
- Soft, high-quality cotton blend with durable print
- Unisex sizing for a perfect fit every time
- Bold, vibrant colors with a dark twist
- Great gift for horror fans, couch potatoes, and introverts with edge
- Machine washable, bloodstain resistant*
(*Just kidding. Maybe.)
FAQ:
Q: Is this design inspired by a specific movie character?
A: It gives strong slasher vibes but keeps things legally vague—think iconic mask, machete, and TV marathons.
Q: What kind of fit is this shirt?
A: Retail fit—true to size with a comfortable, slightly tailored cut. Not boxy, not clingy—just killer.
Q: Can I wear this year-round or is it just for Halloween?
A: Certified Serial Chiller isn’t seasonal—it’s a whole lifestyle. Wear it anytime you feel like slashing your to-do list and chilling hard.
Q: Is this a good gift idea?
A: Absolutely. If your friend watches horror movies to relax, this is their new favorite shirt.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.