Not Gay, Just Broke

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Shipping & Production
Shipping to USA is usually $4.
We don’t do sweatshops, child labor, or landfill-filler. Just WRAP-certified shirts, made on demand in 1–3 days; shipped in 5–7.
Materials & Care
Shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001) : Soft AF.
Lightweight, breathable, and never boxy. Your new favorite tee.
Hoodies (Lane Seven LS14001) : Heavyweight fleece that slaps. Warm, thick, and built to last with street-style vibes.
WASH INSIDE OUT; COLD. TUMBLE-DRY LOW.
Size Guide
Fits true to size—but we know you're not here to be basic. For that oversized, street-slayer look, go up2 sizes. Still not sure? Check out our size guide page so you don’t screw it up.
Product Description
Looking for a shirt that screams "financial flexibility with zero shame"? The Not Gay, But $20 Is $20 tee is the ultimate conversation starter for the guy who knows where he stands—on his wallet. This graphic t-shirt features a hilarious handshake over stacks of cash, wrapped in a rainbow backdrop that says, “I’m not gay, but I’m also not dumb enough to turn down easy money.”
Whether you're headed to a party, roasting your buddies, or just embracing the hustle, this shirt lands harder than an awkward text from your ex. The bold, comic-style art and vivid colors pop against premium black cotton—engineered for comfort, laughs, and just the right amount of judgment.
Perfect for fans of dark humor, broke college students, or anyone who thrives on inappropriate T-shirt energy.