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Hyperactive raccoon surrounded by lightning bolts with the phrase “Caffeine & Consequences” — a funny graphic tee for caffeine addicts and chaos lovers.

Caffeine & Consequences

$27.99 USD
ColorHeather Tan
Product Details

Meet your new spirit animal: a raccoon that’s 90% caffeine, 10% regrets, and 100% unhinged. The “Caffeine & Consequences” t-shirt doesn’t just say you're overcaffeinated — it screams it with a jittery, wide-eyed raccoon riding the high of bad choices and espresso shots.

This chaotic trash panda is the perfect mascot for anyone who starts their day with three coffees and ends it googling “how to chill.” Lightning bolts crackle around him like your nervous system after too much cold brew, and the look in his eyes? That's you at 2am overthinking a text from 8 days ago.

Whether you're surviving on coffee and poor decisions or just identifying heavily with raccoons in general, this shirt is a hilarious, high-energy mood. Ultra-soft, breathable, and dangerously relatable — it’s perfect for those who thrive in absolute panic.

Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

You’ll Love It

Or cry to us — we’ll fix it.

Designed on Purpose

Not your gas station tee.

Made Like We Care

Because... we actually do.

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